New Space

Welcome to the new pad! For those of you who had the misfortune to watch the Andy Griffith Show in the final years, after it went to color, you might remember an episode where Howard Sprague got a new apartment. Howard, who was 40 and then some, had lived with his mother up until that time, but he packed up his bow tie and his malted-maker and moved to a "pad." Howard had beaded curtains, abstract art and cushions . . . on the floor!

So, make yourself at home. You might want to try sitting on the floor. All the kids are doing it, I hear. I'll have new content up soon and more Truly Bad of everything. Any one care for a malted milk?