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Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Francis' Turn to Earn

Since Courtney Love can't stop publicly stripping or bathing in controlled substances, I imagine she can't be making much money and it looks like she's set to pimp out poor Francis for a buck or two. Granted, Teen Vogue isn't exactly a red light district. And lots of girls would be thrilled to model at 13. But something about this just seems so calculated and cynical.

Luckily, Francis is probably Rhodes scholar material. I think she's far smarter and more mature than her mom. So, don't expect to see her looking like a hagged out Mary Kate in six years. She'll probably just quietly kiss (or is that kick?) mommy bye and go to Yale, like Jodie Foster did. Hang in there, Francis! Only five years to emancipation.

3 Comments:

At 1:20 AM, Blogger GG said...

Could Francis not divorce "mum" at 16 like other Hollywood favs?

 
At 3:31 PM, Blogger Chai-rista said...

I imagine that she's like most children of narcissists - she's been relentlessly programmed to take care of mom. It might be hard for her to break away from being the reponsible one. So, I honestly don't think she'll kick Courtney to the curb. But there are so many people who'd like to see that!

 
At 9:53 PM, Blogger GG said...

well this is true...I forgot about the whole Narcissist syndrome that Courtney seems to suffer from. Ah, geeze, I guess she won't try to "Break Away" anytime soon then.

 

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