Truly Bad Films

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Rent-A-Center Cyborg

A guy sitting in the sandwich shop was wearing one of those Bluetooth-style ear pieces. I didn't notice it until he got up to leave, but everytime I see those things I think of Cyborgs or of the original Terminator.

This Terminator had the crew cut and the rigid bearing but he also had quite a bit of a pot belly. He left heading in the direction of the Hometown Rent-A-Center next door. I got this Conehead voice in my brain saying:

Adequate nutritional intake completed. Return to leasing substandard furnishings for exhorbitant fees.


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