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Friday, September 09, 2005

Where is Bono?

Update! GG kindly pointed out to me that St. Bono of the E.U. was on the fundraiser the other night. How did I miss him?! I must have been in the other room polishing my Swarovski crystal Mr. Potato Head. How could I be so remiss?

All I can say is - thank you GG for bringing me the good news. Disasters just aren't the same without Bono!


Well, the first of - I'm sure - countless Musical Events to raise money for the victims of Katrina just ended and all I have to say is . . .

. . . Where is Bono?

Bono has faithfully horned in on every tragedy world-wide for decades. He's a Geraldo who traded great hair for a guitar. No matter where the trouble, Bono shows up ready to pontificate and strut around in leather britches - just like Geraldo! Except he then sings. And I just can't understand where he is now.

Know what I think? I think Bono doesn't care about black people.

Or at least American black people. He's done a lot for Africa. But where is St. Bono of the E.U. now?


At 12:55 AM, Blogger PJB said...

U2 discovered America and then decided to introduce it to the rest of us back in 1989, after all (remember Rattle & Suck—er, I mean Hum?).

Now I can't picture Bono without him having a huge Geraldo mustache. Thanks a lot.

At 8:21 AM, Blogger GG said...

Chai: Did some research on where Bono was: He was on Shelter from the Storm: A concert for the Gulf Coast". Here is the schedule of performers...U2 is listed

September 8, 2005
FRIDAY, SEPT. 9, 8:00-9:00 PM

The following musical performers and celebrities will appear on SHELTER FROM THE STORM: A CONCERT FOR THE GULF COAST, the live, commercial-free, one-hour primetime simulcast this Friday, Sept. 9 (8:00-9:00 PM, live ET/CT; tape delayed PT/MT) on all six broadcast networks as well as other programming services domestically and around the world.

Musical Performers:
Mary J. Blige, Garth Brooks, Mariah Carey, Sheryl Crow, Dixie Chicks, Foo Fighters, Alicia Keys, Randy Newman, Paul Simon, Rod Stewart, U2, Kanye West, Neil Young

Celebrity Appearances:
Jennifer Aniston, Jack Black, Cameron Diaz, Ellen DeGeneres, Morgan Freeman, Jack Nicholson, Chris Rock, Ray Romano, Sela Ward

At 12:32 PM, Blogger bunnyjo georg said...

I truly love Truly Bad Films, one of the best blogs on blogger. However, I take slight umbrage at your comments regarding my hero, Mr. Bono. I think he's an amazing artist and I appreciate the fact that he truly cares about the world, choosing to spend his celebrity capital on important social issues.

At 4:03 PM, Blogger Chai-rista said...

"Now I can't picture Bono without him having a huge Geraldo mustache. Thanks a lot."

hehe! No problem! ;)

At 12:40 PM, Blogger GG said...

comment for Update: Glad to be of service...didn't know Swaroski made a Crystal Mr. Potatoe
I only knew he was on because I came flying through the house like a mad woman yelling "DADDDDDD TURN ON THE TV...U2 IS PLAYING..." if Bono is there...I am not far behind. (just something about a sexy Irish man in tight leather breeches)


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