Humped on the Uptown
One among many reasons I do not live in a huge urban center.
Money quote . . .
"Have the decency not to nestle your genitals against the buttocks of an unknown."
posted by keithurbanchic @ 5:24 PM
Saturday, October 22, 2005
Money quote . . .
"Have the decency not to nestle your genitals against the buttocks of an unknown."
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2 Comments:
I've had it happen. A spike-heeled shoe applied vigorously to the top of the perpetrator's foot stops that really quickly. (And is amazingly satisfying, too boot.)
Mmmmmm-mmm good! I'm glad to get these Urban Self Defense Lessons. Thanks Leslie!
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