Nigerian Onion Prince Jailed in UK

Nigerian Prince Adegbenie Olateru-Olagbegi earned himself 12 years in a UK lockup for entering Heathrow with £163,000 worth of cocaine stowed in hollowed out onions. The Prince thought to pack dried shrimp and fish around the onions, but the smelly luggage didn't fool British drug dogs.

Silly Nigerian, learn from Jamacians! They swallow the drugs when they mule.

The wiley Brits use labs to sniff out cash and other dogs to keep bird flu out of England. Wow!