Meme Day

How do you spell lazy? M-E-M-E! I'm taking two writing classes this semester, peeps, in addition to ye ol' full-time job, and right now I'm in danger of getting in the weeds. So - today's posts will be 100% meme. All meme all the time. Well, for today anyway . . .

Average Gal - This should be interesting. I think I'm a poster gal for un-average, but we'll see . . .

*Eats peanut butter at least once a week

*Prefers smooth peanut butter over chunky

*Can name all Three Stooges

*Lives within a 20-minute drive of a Wal-Mart

*Eats at McDonald’s at least once a year

*Takes a shower for approximately 10.4 minutes a day

*Never sings in the shower

*Lives in a house, not an apartment or condominium

*Has a home valued between $100,000 and $300,000

*Has fired a gun

*Is between 5 feet and 6 feet tall

*Weighs 135 to 205 pounds

*Is between the ages of 18 and 53

*Believes gambling is an acceptable entertainment option

*Grew up within 50 miles of current home

Hmmmm . . . more average than I thought! "And that's, ok," as Stewart Smally says.

Lifted tea cup of laziness to the Llama Butchers.