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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Artists and Crazy People Are Sluttier

The inexorable advance of scientific knowledge today brings us the utterly unheard of news that creative people and schizophrenics have more sex partners than the average. I KNEW Maynard G. Krebs had it going on!

This difference is attributed to
the tendency to "unusual interpretations" among the two groups.

"Does that mean they might interpret an ugly cow as a hottie?" Pep asked. "Why do they have to be creative or crazy to do that? Alcohol does it."

Great point, as usual Pep! We're not told how the researchers determined that the surplus sex partners were scored as a result of witty banter rather than whiskey boilermakers, but something tells me their study is flawed. I'm sure boilermakers trump banter most any day . . .


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