Hurricane Names

Pep decided today that hurricanes shouldn't be named after people. "They should be named after things," he said. "One year it could be furniture, the next year breakfast foods."

"Hurricane Pancake!"

"Hurricane Night Stand."

"Or we could use the Periodic Table of the Elements - Hurricane Strontium!"

"Or animals - Hurricane Chipmunk."

"Hurricane Duvet!"

"Hurricane Bath Towel."

"Or NOAA could sell the rights to name them to companies - Hurricane Air Jordan!"

"This hurricane brought to you by AFLAC - remember if you're hurt by the hurricane and can't work . . . you should have bought AFLAC!"