Bad Tattoos

Hey kids - remember back in the 90's when everybody was getting tats? I sat at Lollapalooza in '94 and watched all the youngin's running around with their ink hanging out and I thought, "Wow - these people are going to look extra special god-awful when they get old."

It seemed each and every one of the chillin there that day had spent at least $300 - seriously, that had to be the minimum - on covering themselves with thigh bands of floral garlands or tribal bicep bands of black and red, all reeking of their desperate drive to be unique while fitting in. Holy Mother, was I glad I was 34 instead of 24!

Anyway, found a site today that I'd like to dedicate to all the easily led victims of tat fashion. It is Lame/Funny/Bad Tattoos For your Enjoyment. Here you'll find 10 categories of truly ugly drawings permanently affixed to people who should have waited until they had a few more Benjamins in the shoe box saved for a tattooist who could actually feckin' draw.