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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Chuck Norris Fun Facts

My pal SnackPack 4000 sent me this link to Chuck Norris fun facts. This stuff reminds me of Paul Bunyan, or John Henry, or if you are from around here, the Revolutionary War hero Peter Francisco. They're the local heros whose fables we learned at elementary school.

School children 150 years from now might be taught that "Chuck Norris was ten feet tall, weighed two-tons, breathed fire, could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing." Or "There was no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There was only another fist."

You might think it's silly . . . but remember, "if you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death."


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