Cutest Couple
OMG! One of the Profs here emailed me to say, in part, "Okay, so everyone knows you're (me & Pep are) the cutest couple on campus."
Holy Guacamole! I didn't even know there was a competition. What did we win?
Do you think he sounds a little miffed about it? Like maybe he's had a touch too much of our Schmoopy act? I mean, I'm sure this Cutest Couple thing is somewhat unofficial, but he don't have to sound so fed up about it.
I hope we won a 2006 Toyota Sequoia. That would be really sweet!
posted by keithurbanchic @ 11:33 AM
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An extra dose of the college's early retirement plan: a month's supply of Luckies and onion rings.
Not for free, of course.
"Not for free."
That's way too realistic . . .
Makes ya wonder if "anon" is a secret spy hired by the college to ferret out unauthorized statements possibly tarnishing the revered status of said-
Naaaaah!
hahaha!!! Who is pretending to the throne of Cutest Couple!? An infiltration planning the Coup De'tat is already in place!
and which "Cutest Couple" is in exile at the college...
hahaha!!! Yeah - we must have deposed the former Cutest Couple. They're in a small cell beneath the library . . .
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