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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

What Happened to Peter Brady's Eyebrows?

I saw Chris Knight, the guy who played Peter Brady, pushing the AbLounge on TV the other night and . . . Dude! What happened to your eyebrows? They were super archy, extra black and sculped into a pair of hair arabesques in a way nature never accomplished. Take a look:


This was the closest I could find to the AbLounge look. Notice the unrelenting bend in the brows. How is that done?


Is it Secret Tweezing Arts of the stars? Is there a whole class of left coast eyebrow groomers whose training is so costly and refined that their techniques are more secretly guarded than Demi Moore's cellulite?



Here's what he looked like as a kid:


His smile is the same, but not the brows! Maybe his male "eyebrow hormones" hadn't kicked in yet when this photo was made.

A lot of stars are getting these forehead injections, I've heard. Maybe they don't just freeze your face, they also draw your brow into a sickle.


Here's his Important Executive photo from a Brady website:


He looks great, don't he? But it's seriously - just a little too great? I mean, I've never met a CEO that looked anywhere near this good. It reminds me of Bill Murray in Lost in Translation. He ought to be selling whiskey, or cigars, or luxury cufflinks.

My guess is that he had the infamous "brow lift." IMO, this is the stupidist surgery ever invented. It makes every single person who gets it look like The Joker. I'd give you some other photographic examples of spontanous brow-sickles that happened to other stars, but I'm lazy. Maybe later . . .

What do you think happened to Peter Brady's eyebrows?

3 Comments:

At 12:50 PM, Anonymous keysunset said...

LOL! Yes, I think it is the "brow lift."

This is too funny girl. Thanks for the chuckle.

 
At 9:29 AM, Anonymous Deliverance said...

I think it's the babe he hooked up with on that reality show. He's a lot older than her and she's clearly hot for him. That shocks an old man. Not that there is anything wrong with that...

 
At 9:59 AM, Blogger Chai-rista said...

His eyebrows froze in shock when a hottie made a pass at him? LOL!!! Good one!

 

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