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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Hatin' on Katie

As anyone who reads here often knows, I hate Katie Couric. It isn't because she's a successful woman. It's because she is a moron.

Rarely have I seen stupider questions asked in featherweight interviews, than those posed by Katie PerkPerk. She's cultivated a singular talent of asking a question and then turning stone deaf while her blood meal offers up an answer, which often, humorously leads her to ask about something that was just explained, in detail, had she only been listening.

She is a brainless infotain-bot. Rantingprofs lists even more reasons Katie is wrong! Wrong! WRONG! for CBS news. Bringing her in there is like bedding the zombie bite victim in the ammo room of your stronghold. Pretty soon she's gonna rare up, hungry for guts, and all the weapons will be behind her.

Mark my words.

4 Comments:

At 12:18 PM, Blogger Omnibus Driver said...

I KNEW there was a reason I liked you so much right from the start...

 
At 12:27 PM, Blogger Chai-rista said...

hahaha!!! Thanks, Bus Driver!

 
At 7:55 AM, Anonymous Deliverance said...

I saw KC in person last year when she and Matt came outside to the plaza for a Trisha Yearwood song.

From a strictly broadcast news standpoint, I will say this--she's got one hell of a figure. That fact alone makes her suitable for the CBS job.

I'm glad that I can occasionally contribute intelligent observations to your posts.

Your friend, LM.

 
At 9:23 AM, Blogger Chai-rista said...

I can't argue with ya there, Lewis. Her best "talent" is filling out a sweater.

 

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